i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
the room spins SO much faster in panama
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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