you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I've blown a few things in my day
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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