Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I have feelings that need drinking.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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