Kiss
Puke
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I just gift wrapped bread.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Randomize
