I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
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