i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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