We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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