In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I think I sprained my soul last night
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
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