Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
People in love make me want to vomit
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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