Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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