I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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