Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
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