its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
im holly from the hills drunk
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
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