Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
it glows. i had to have it.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
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