I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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