Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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