I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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