Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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