i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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