i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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