the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
I have a number of responses, ranging in content, tone, and maturity. Choose your destiny...
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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