: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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