you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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