Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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