he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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