Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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