I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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