oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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