Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
last night I used snow as a chaser
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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