We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
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