yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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