she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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