All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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