And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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