New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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