Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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