he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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