so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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