drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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