You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Randomize
