Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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