yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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