No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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