i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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