If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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