I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Randomize
