Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
