i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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