i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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