I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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