David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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