How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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