Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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