so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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